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Chowmein At The Peking Moon Song

Chowmein At The Peking Moon

Chowmein At The Peking Moon Song

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ACKNOWLEGEMENT: This Flash video was received via e-mail. In seeking the source of the work could not be found. We were told that it was Weird Al but simpley do not know. We wish to acknowledge their creative endeavors, whoever they are.



Cat's in the Cradle

by Harry & Sandy Chapin

Cat's In The Kettle" is a parody of Cat's in the Cradle by Harry Chapin.

 

Did you ever think, when you eat Chinese
It ain't pork or chicken but a fat siamese?
Yet the food tastes great, so you don't complain.
But that's not chicken in your chicken chow mein.
Seems to me I ordered sweet-and-sour pork
But Garfield's on my fork.
He's purrin' here on my fork.

There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
The place that I eat every day at noon.
They can feed you cat and you'll never know
Once they wrap it up in dough, boys:
They fry it real crisp in dough.

Chou Lin asked if I wanted more
As he was dialin' up his buddy at the old pet store.
I said "Not today. I lost my appetite.
"There's two cats in my belly and they want to fight."

I was suckin' on a Rolaid and a Tums or two
When I swear I heard it mew, boys:
And that is when I knew...

There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
I think I gotta stop eatin' there at noon.
They say that it's beef or fish or pork
But it's purrin' there on my fork.
There's a hair-ball on my fork



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