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William (Bill) Henry Gates III, is chairman and chief software architect of Microsoft Corp. , the worldwide leader in software, services and I-net tech for personal and business computing. Microsoft had revenues of US$36.84 billion for the fiscal year ending June 2004, and employs more than 55,000 people in 85 countries and regions. You may not see humor in everything on this page. If that is the case, you have read it before or you are not intune to the true IT geek. |
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